Freezes Fry-st and his budding flock.

My son holding my Celtic cross in his hand: "Mommy, dats freezes fry-st!"

Me: "Yes, you're right Babe, that is Jesus Christ."

My son: (with great enthusiasm and animation) "Mommy, Mommy! Freezes Fry-st lives in da blah, blah zoo. (literal translation there) Yeah! And he gots da "ele-pants", da zebros, da tie-ga's, da frazee (crazy) pish (fish). Yeah, he lives in da zoo and drives dat boat!"

Me: "That's RIGHT Baby! Who's my widdle religious zealot? Who's my widdle widdle budding bundle of Catholic joy?"

My son: "I am! I am!"