Sunday, August 20, 2006

Are these things on?

Overheard in the mall:

Guy: Yeah, I dated two different chics with fake ones.

Girl: What was that like?

Guy: (Motioning with hands as if he's adjusting dials). I dunno, yo. It's like feeling up a training bag at da gym. All stiff. (Starts shadow boxing) I mean, I used to box n all an dere's jus sumpin' weird about it. Made me just wanna hit em' all the time. Badada badada badada! Yo, it was sick. Yeah, I jus like dem boobies all naturals-n-shit. None of dat fake shit.

3 Comments:

At 4:46 PM , Blogger karrie said...

How on earth did you keep a straight face? (assuming that you did, that is!) I would have lost it laughing.....

 
At 10:17 PM , Blogger Shirley Valentine said...

Ha ha! I didn't. It took me a few minutes to scoop my jaw up off the floor. (yo). ;>)

 
At 9:28 AM , Blogger Chris said...

Klassy!

 

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